Make your own reality.

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sorry-so-sorry:

so obviously i went on omegle looking for potential revolutionaries

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ok let me try again 

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what

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that’s not exactly what i was looking for but

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um

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dang i thought i was getting somewhere

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yES I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE TO JOIN IN MY CRUSADE

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voldemortsblog:

bloodandgutsinhighschool:

cleargummibears:

santahale:

Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award.

Cole Sprouse wins the “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Turned Out To Be A Douchebag” Award

Chris Brown wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be An Even Bigger Douchebag” Award.

Leonardo DiCaprio Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Never Wins An Award

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irishnakedcarrots:

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

 

#no one is more frustrated with the state of the human condition than steve harvey is

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amanda please

amanda no

amanda stop

amanda whyyyyyyyy

epic-humor:

Quotes from In Touch magazine exclusive interview of Amanda Bynes

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manicpixiedeathbitch:

  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc

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yaoibutts:

i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

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padonja:

I don’t ask for anything else

padonja:

I don’t ask for anything else

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whatshouldbetchescallme:

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